photos for people who hate photos.

If you’re looking for beige backdrops and “everyone say cheese,” you’re gonna hate it here.

You want photos that feel like your life, not a stock photo of “a life”

Here’s the thing — not all families, couples, or humans look the same… so why the hell would your photos? If you’re here for stiff smiles, “look at the camera and say cheese,” and perfectly posed backdrops — I’m not your girl.

But if you’re here for the stuff that actually matters — the real laughs, the in-between glances, the slightly chaotic, totally unfiltered moments — then grab a snack and stay awhile.

I’m Kierstin. Proud mom. Midwest emo kid at heart. Professional documenter of people who hate having their picture taken (because, same). I grew up where being yourself got you side-eyed and blending in was the safest option.

Now? I celebrate the hell out of individuality.

I make photos for the forever nostalgic — the people who loved the dispo-flash look of the 90s/00s, who still have a warped tour hoodie, who remember stressing over their MySpace Top 8. We can make your shoot feel like hanging out with your best friend, just with better lighting and someone yelling “holy shit, you look amazing” every few minutes.

packages & pricing

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packages & pricing ❤︎

package one

quick fix

For when you just need the goods without overthinking it.

  • ❤︎ 30 minutes of laid-back, zero-stress shooting

    ❤︎ Professional guidance so you never wonder what to do with your hands (or face)

    ❤︎ Private online gallery — because you deserve to see them in their full glory

    ❤︎ 30 high-resolution digital images you can print, post, or hoard for your eyes only

  • $200

package two

Full Session

Because your life deserves more than a highlight reel.

  • ❤︎ Full 60-minute shoot with time to actually breathe, chat, and get comfortable

    ❤︎ 2–3 outfit changes so you can show off all your vibes (cozy, glam, “oops I look amazing without trying”)

    ❤︎ Professional posing & prompts so nothing feels stiff or fake

    ❤︎ Private online gallery of 60 high-res images you’ll actually want to frame (or keep as your lock screen until next year)

  • $275

package three

Studio session

Because the midwest weather SUCKS

  • ❤︎ Full 60-minute studio session — space included, perfect for when you want controlled lighting, cozy vibes, or to not worry about Illinois weather doing Illinois weather things

    ❤︎ 2–3 outfits to capture different moods

    ❤︎ Flexible backdrops & setups — from simple and timeless to bold and personality-packed

    ❤︎ Professional guidance so you can relax, have fun, and forget there’s even a camera in the room

    ❤︎ Private online gallery with 60 high-res images ready to share, print, or turn into your next holiday card

  • $400

how it works

step 1
Say Hi-
Fill out my inquiry form and tell me a little about what you’re dreaming up. No pressure, no weird sales pitch — just “hey, here’s what I’m thinking.”
step 2
Plan It Out -
We’ll pick the perfect package, spot, nail down the vibe, and chat outfit ideas (yes, I’ll help you figure out if that jacket is the one). I’ll make sure we’ve got a loose game plan so you can show up relaxed.
step 3
Shoot Day
Show up exactly as you are — mismatched socks, wild kids, goofy partner, whatever. We’ll wander, laugh, and chase the good light. I’ll guide you when you need it, and step back when the good stuff is  happening on its own. By the end, you’ll forget we were even “doing photos.”

"Awe theY’RE so cute i love all of them. we are such a shit show im surprised we even got a couple good ones. tysm!"

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 FAQs

  • Families, couples/engagement, seniors, branding, friends — pretty much anything that celebrates people being themselves. All ages, all sizes, all kinds of love, all family setups. Everyone’s welcome here.

  • That’s fine! Literally half my job is making you forget the camera is even there. I’ll give you prompts, jokes, and hype so you can just live in the moment.

  • Absolutely. We can shoot anywhere that feels like you — your home, your favorite hangout, downtown alleys, wide-open fields, or somewhere weird and wonderful like the Taco Bell parking lot.

  • Clothes you like, can move in, and feel like yourself in. Comfort over trends, always.

    *Bonus points for colors/textures you love and stuff that lets you sit on the ground without stress.

  • About 2–3 weeks. I’ll send you a private online gallery where you can download, share, or print as much as you want.

The only bad photos are the ones you didn’t book me for.

Let’s work together.

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